Funnies....

This is a list of funny things the kids have said/done.  I'll update it as time goes.


Its not necessarily funny, but it had to be posted....

On Easter, riley walked up to me with her dollars she had found in her easter eggs, and handed me the money.  Then she said "here you go mommy, now you can stay home with me and don't have to go to work"

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Riley "this little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home"
Me "Riley! You're not supposed to wee wee in the car"
Riley "But i didn't.  I wee wee'd on myself!"

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I was reading the kids the kid version of the scriptures, and told the twins the story of creation and how he made the earth, animals, and then adam and eve.  Riley looks at me and says "mommy, its supposed to be beth".  i ask what she means and she said, "your name isn't eve!"


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Riley came into the living room and said, I pottied in my playhouse.  So we get up to see what she means, and this is what we found....

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Me:  Tavin, quit playing with the door handle.
Tavin:  Why?
Me: Because the door might open and you will fall out.
Tavin: I won't fall out.  I'm wearing my seatbelt.

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After taking turning playing with the doodle pad, Tavin wanted his turn.  Riley put it on the floor and said "You'll never get it now, hahahah!"

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 Tavin and Riley got into the paint in the closet while they were supposed to be napping.

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Riley was in a rush to go swimming and put on her own googles.

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